Apple Pie Sasquatch

Name: Apple Pie Sasquatch
Brand: 903 Brewers
Rating: 2.79 (154 reviews)

903 Brewers

Sherman, TX

Tavour Rating

2.79

Style

Stout

ABV

10.0%

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A Note on This Beer

According to actual bigfoot hunter Doug Teague, sasquatches like “granola bars, apples, and moon pies. They like sweets.”

If he really wants to lure in a big old squatch, he should get his hands on some of today’s Apple Pie Sasquatch Stout! This stuff combines the best qualities of Doug’s favorite kinds of bait, and adds a bold 10% ABV to boot!

Open the can, and you’ll immediately smell a symphony of cinnamon and chocolate, just like in those granola bars sasquatch loves so much.

Take a sip, and it’s like biting into a slice of cocoa-dusted apple pie and chasing it with a sip of coffee. Crisp apple flavors rustle through big notes of mocha and fudge, with nuances of bakery spice coming through on the finish. There’s no way any self-respecting sasquatch could resist a treat like this!

So, if you plan to take any cans of this stuff to the forest, use care. Crack one open, and you just might find yourself face to face with a giant forest ape! If you don’t see a sasquatch, the only thieves you’ll have to worry about are your Stout lovin’ buddies.

The Dallas News loves how 903’s “flavors taste both authentic and decadent!”

Tavour strictly supports independent beer. 903 Brewers is certified independent by the Brewers Association

Reviews

2.79

154 Ratings

Breuboat

3.5

This stout is somewhere between a meal replacement and a something to satisfy your sweet tooth. You pour it and get that first smell and all I could get was that Apple cinnamon candle smell that everyone thinks of but the real magic comes in when you get that first sip. That first sip feels like you just took a big bite off of an apple pie, you get the apple and the cinnamon once it gets to your tongue and the thickness of the stout is where you get that pastry feel so it just hits the right spot man. i highly recommend this if you are looking for a sweet stout and you are very fond of apple pies because this drink feels like they literally put a apple pie in a can. TLDR: If you like apple pies and stouts this is a must. If you like apple pie and not stouts give it a shot. If you like stouts and not apple pie do not buy this because it tastes exactly like an apple pie.

steve3124

2.75

Harsh taste upfront. Smell is unpleasant. I can't believe I'm going to say this but this is a drain pour

Jenjen112

1.0

If I could give it zero stars I would. It was not a good beer. Had a interesting smell but after that it was rough to drink. The flavors didn't blend well

zachary9

4.0

I read some of the reviews and was appalled at the abysmal ratings. This is a fantastic beer! Exactly as advertised and the flavors went so well together. I absolutely love this and would be more than happy to order again. The only thing I would change would be to raise the ABV

justin2977

3.0

just not a great blend of flavors. decent attempt, but not a good beer overall.

Silenceisred

0.25

I tasted this and almost choked on it. I happened to have some people over and let them try it. 8 people out of 8 said it was the worst beer they had ever tried. The keyword we also agreed was accurate about it's taste was "rancid."

FreakyFrred

1.75

the nose 👃 knows... so I thought. So I got really comfortable to enjoy this fruitiness of a stout. WAMM!🤑!!! WTF MAN!!! The best thing was, it was nice and cold. don't let it sit. Yes. I finished it.

jason8016

2.75

Doesn't taste like apple pie to me. Reminds me of burnt toast and electrical fire with a little sweetness. It's not great but I bought 6 and will drink them.

Tachikoma805

2.0

This beer is hideous. Tastes like a basic base beer with the entire spice rack dumped in. Shame 903!

theUnwise

4.5

Perfect dessert.

andrew8680

2.5

Suddle Flavor of Apple Pie

lane121

4.75

This is exactly what I want from what’s described as an apple pie stout but let’s be clear this is a green apple pie stout.

cooper96

5.0

If you like apple pie you'll LOVE this, hell I could even taste the crust

jeremiah373

1.0

It is what it claims to be, but unfortunately, just wasn’t for me. The apple pie flavor was upfront and impossible to miss! The beer is as claims, I just couldn’t appreciate the flavor(s).

lance477

3.0

Another beer that did not quite grasp the pie flavor. Not bad but nothing too special.

matthew1599

0.5

Not great

andres384

1.5

flavors don’t go together at all… tastes like green apple rind mixed with bitter chocolate

destry7

1.75

This is not good. The description on the can from 903 made me think this was going to be delicious. I love apple pie and I love stouts, but this is not it. It’s like fake apple cough syrup.

jonathont

2.0

smells great but unfortunately the taste does not much.

ServeIsLife

3.75

Great nose, was hoping it would be a little sweeter, but a decent stout!

VLADdaIMPALEaleR

4.25

Well I'm an idiot and thought this wasn't a stout but an apple sour or something. So good though. Reminds me of a caramel apple sucker on top of a roasted malt stout. Dark choco malts and DEFINITELY grabby Smith mildly tart apple flavor. Strong spicy edge

sarah2917

3.0

too much stout for my taste

jerome146

2.5

you could really taste the apple flavor but overall not a beer I would purchase again

Pizzarelli

2.5

Tastes like an apple jolly rancher smashed in between 2 pieces of dog shit. Only good thing is the ABV

Bdailey28

0.25

Smells good, tastes awful

michael13544

1.0

extreme bitter, undrinkable ,ZERO apple pie taste

Jaylovesneatbeer

1.0

Took two sips and gave up. And I finish everything. Horrible. Tastes like perfume. Should have thrown the whole batch out guys.

kt1114

4.0

legit just like an apple pie.

patrick3640

1.0

Horrendous. Couldn’t take more than a sip.

travis1322

1.0

taste like cough syrup. don’t buy this.

PTrainor

4.5

Warming chocolate up front with cinnamon and apple on the finish. Great desert beer for a cool night

liz1475

3.0

It is very strong, as in, if I didn’t know I was drinking beer, I would think it’s straight up Bourbon. Gave 3 stars just because I love whiskey but definitely not what I expected from the beer.

calbear

3.0

Apple flavor is chemical and not very pleasant.

Kmpease

0.25

this is the worst beer I've ever had. Tastes like a fast food apple pie dropped into a melted milkshake left to rot. I'm afraid to pour it out for the smell.

john31

4.75

party in my mouth

josh4718

2.0

Needs less alcohol and some Hershey's chocolate syrup with a bit of apples

jeffrey1686

0.5

terrible

geoffri

3.0

too boozy

Robik048

0.5

Tasted like apple flavored throat numbing medicine. Hopefully this was just an unfortunate bad batch.

HoppyHazyVibe

3.0

a very pronounced artificial apple crisp flavor muddled by merky stout base.

jarred4

0.25

to quote anchorman, it tastes like "burning hair wrapped in a dirty diaper." only saving grace, it makes a great beer brine for pork. But drinking a can? Wouldnt subject myself to that again

connor716

3.75

Another solid tasty offering from 903

marten4

3.0

Mommy. very good flavor. A little disappointed. 903 is better than this.

jennyk3746

0.25

Terrible beer! The taste is abhorrent and lingers in the mouth as if too much extract of some flavor was put into the batch.

mjanisse17

0.25

This was pretty bad. Had to dump it.