Everyone's been talking about Cocaine Bear lately, but if you ask us that beast would have been much better off slurping down a couple cans of today’s American Porter.

No rampaging around, no insanity, just a relaxed drink with a couple of his raccoon buddies and then bedding down for a bit more hibernation. Sounds nice, right? Well you can do the exact same thing (minus the raccoons) with a can or two of Bear Went Out.