Chupacabra (Batch 3)
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A Note on This Beer
*Heads up — our stash is already 50% gone!*
You probably wouldn't want a live Chupacabra in your beer fridge — it'll destroy all the shelving, break your fridge light...
Worst of all, if you have any 903 beers in there, it won’t even care about sucking anyone’s blood — it’ll sink its fangs RIGHT into your stash of today’s oak barrel-aged Imperial Stout! They can drink up all its midnight-black decadence in a matter of seconds.
Which is incredibly rude, considering the fact that Chupacabaras usually snack on goats. For us craft-drinkers, a goat doesn’t hold a candle to this luxurious Dark Beer. It comes fused with heaps of hazelnut, vanilla, cinnamon, allspice, and coconut, for goodness sake!
Not to mention, the loads of gooey marshmallow and molasses-like turbinado sugar that 903’s dexterous brewers packed into each batch.
Ugh, the loss would be unbearable. ESPECIALLY since, once these Texas-based brewmaster’s third batch is gone, it won’t be back for who knows how long.
So, if you do encounter a real Chupacabra in your fridge, be safe. But also… do what you can to save the beer. If you dare!
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