My dad is the eternal hoptimist. He never sees the beer glass as half empty — he sees it as halfway to his next beer! 

So this father’s day, I’m gonna get him what he really wants, some Dad Jokes! No, not cringeworthy puns, he’s got enough of those to last a lifetime. No, I’m talking about the beloved Hazy from the legends at BlackStack!

To craft this fan-favorite and tribute to fathers everywhere, the Minnesota crew started with a plush base, giving the brew a bit of a dad bod. Then they double dry hopped it with Citra, Mosaic, Cashmere, and Vic Secret.

You’ll taste fresh squeezed OJ, tropical mango, and tangy pineapple. On the finish, it’s nice and dry with a touch of resin and a dank melon note. Speaking of melon notes, you know why the melons didn’t get married? Because they cantaloupe. 

It’s sure to delight dad or really hit the spot while you do fatherly things, like embarrass your kids, grill brats, or sneeze way louder than necessary. And it’s guaranteed to go with everything from burgers, to pizza, to Bobby McFerrin… because they both don’t worry/be hoppy.

Honestly, the only thing this beer doesn’t go with is math — you should never drink and derive!