Ladies and Gentlemen, I need all of you to STOP what you’re doing and listen: 

Ex Novo has a Trident, and they are not afraid to use it!!

Don’t worry — the Trident these brewers are slingin’ is actually a brand-new hop blend from Hopsteiner Farms. This blend of 3 unique, Pacific Northwest-grown varieties is still so exclusive, they can’t tell us the exact hops, but we KNOW we haven’t seen any beer with Trident before!

And the Oregon Beer Awards gold medal-winning crew at Ex Novo is hurling its juicy passionfruit flavor into hopheads’ faceholes. Can-by-can, they’re slaying thirst with today’s Did You Throw A Trident?

Boy, do things escalate QUICKLY with this Hazy IPA. In addition to the new hop blend, the brewers also load up on Citra Hops, alongside 80 lbs of hand-zested caracara oranges and grapefruit for so much tangy fruit juice, it’s threatening to flood the entire city of Portland!

Not literally, but you get the picture. The sheer magnitude of citrusy goodness in this beer is a pretty big deal.

It’s the kind of hugely tropical treat that tells other hopheads, you’re very important. That you probably have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Because nothing says “distinguished hophead” like first dibs on a hard-to-get IPA decked out in a totally new, fruit-juicy blend of hops! Sip on, and stay classy.