The scythe-wielding, hourglass-holding, hooded image of Father Time has been creeping us out for centuries.

But here’s a tip: picture Father Time with a dad bod. It makes him seem waaaay less creepy.

That’s right, that scythe is just for tending to the yard. So don’t freak when you grab a bottle of River North’s Double Barrel Aged Father Time. Good ol’ Papa Clock just wants to let his gut hang out and party with his hefty 19.2% ABV!