A Note on This Beer
In Pulp Fiction, Jimmy (a.k.a. Quentin Tarantino) says it as plain as can be: I buy the gourmet expensive sh*t, ‘cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it.
Well Jimmy would be buying cases of Taxman Brewing’s Frozen Assets Chocolate Belgian Milk Stout, because this is some serious gourmet sh*t. And here’s the punch line, it’s a damn good value.
Made by Belgian experts, drinking Frozen Assets is drinking pure cocoa -- pressed and filtered as if it’s pulled straight from a chocolate geyser in the Belgian mountains.
The brewery has to double production for this beer every year just to keep up with demand! We’ll do our best to describe it for you but the real proof is in the sip.
With 3 pounds per barrel of Ghano nibs, a creamy bounty of lactose and smooth roasted malts, this is a beer that’s somehow light on the tongue while being full throttle on the chocolate. Belgian yeast adds complexity and it also drives the featherweight drinking experience. You’ll be tempted to stick a swirly straw in the can and just chug.
But there’s one big difference between this beer and the gourmet expensive sh*t: Frozen Assets won’t freeze your wallet. There are some actual gourmet chocolate bars that run a steeper price than this crowd favorite. And it’s only available in Indiana and right here.