So there you are, paper plate in hand, eating dessert in the office for a co-worker’s birthday. Once the weather talk runs dry, people begin considering the confection.

And then you do it — you can’t help yourself. You call the sweet treat ‘crushable’ and ask what the ‘adjuncts’ are.

But NYC’s Evil Twin gets it. They’re craft connoisseurs like you, which is why they’ve concocted the lupulin-laced Blonde Ale I Feel Comfortable Using Beer Jargon In Everyday Life.