Today’s Lager King has everything I look for in a crisp, sunny day, springtime sipper. And, I mean everything:

• The award-winning brewers at Listermann named it in honor of the hit documentary Tiger King, so it’s perfect if you wear a lot of sequins or own 176 tigers.
• Its crisp notes of lemongrass and crusty bread will keep you cool and refreshed while you wander the grounds of your ‘zoo,’ staring down big cats.
• The 5% ABV is crazy-crushable, so you can sip this sucker all day, no matter what you’re doing: trimming your mullet, televising your own unhinged diatribes, running for office, etc.
• The can art features portraits of the brewers, fireworks, a giant American Flag, and yes, even a tiger!

Unless you happen to be Joe Exotic, the self-described Tiger King, it’s possible that many of these points don’t apply to you. But, who cares? The days are getting warmer, and we all need a crisp, clean, refreshing brew to sip while we watch bizarre documentaries. 

But, don’t just get any old Lager, get yourself the Lager King!

And, if you ARE Joe Exotic, I’m sorry but I don’t think I’m allowed to ship beers to you in jail.

*Listermann is a multiple GABF and World Beer Cup Award-winning brewery.