These dark beans imbue the brew with a lavish chocolate cake body. Their Ghiradelli-esque thickness weaves between ribbons of silky sweetness from Madagascar vanilla beans.

Your taste buds will think it’s their birthday — and it might as well be! Each gulp tastes like a scoop of ice cream on top of a cocoa-covered confection.

The roasted, malty base swirls around a light touch of Bourbon barrel to finish each sip with a lingering tinge of movie theater candy. You might think you just pulled back the foil on a Crunch bar or opened a carton of Whoppers!

And all this sweet decadence belies a body-warming 13% ABV that will put you in party mode — whether it’s your birthday or just another Wednesday.