Pineapple is Poppin: This tropical IPA is loaded up with more real pineapple puree than a dole plantation, and it’s double dry-hopped with Centennial and Mosaic Hops for extra juicy flavor! Focused Fruit Flavors: Like a crisp, pineapple-mango sorbet served in a hollowed-out pineapple.

In late-1700s Europe, pineapples could only be grown in special greenhouses called ‘pineries,’ and were considered a symbol of wealth. 

Luckily, those dark days are behind us. 

In fact, grab yourself a couple cans of Pineapple Smoosh Milkshake IPA and you’ll have more pineapple than Louis the 15th of France ever did. He was presented with just a single pineapple at Versailles in 1733 and it was a huge freakin’ deal! 

And that one didn’t even come with a giant 4.20 Untappd rating.

Think about that! When it comes to pineapple, you’re richer than royalty! And you don’t even have to wear a ridiculous powdered wig or tights or anything. Plus YOUR pineapple comes with an 8% ABV and additions of vanilla and lactose for an ultra-smooth finish.

If you’re wondering who to thank for this regal sipper, look to the hop masters at Separatist Beer Project. 

In their home state of Pennsylvania, the brewers are practically royalty themselves. Not only are they one of Thrillist’s 32 Hottest Breweries to Drink at Right Now, they’re also so popular in the Keystone State that they’ve had to open a second taproom just to keep up with demand!

Go ahead, treat yourself like royalty with a little Pineapple Smoosh. You don’t even have to wear a long purple robe or a weird codpiece. But you can if you want, because you freakin’ RULE.

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