We all probably have a lot of ants in our pants right now from being stuck at home 24/7.

But, as a self-proclaimed expert on pants ants, I know the best way to shake ‘em loose is a big, fruity dose of tropical hop juice! 

Luckily, the Midwestern juice specialists at Transient Artisan Ales are slinging their brand new antidote: Procession of Unchanging Days.

Crafted with Mandarina Bavaria, Huell Melon, Hallertau Blanc, and Grungeist Hops, this Imperial IPA has all the necessary components for combating monotony. 

Potent notes of passionfruit pack a refreshing punch, tricking your taste buds into thinking you just brought them on a trip to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, tangy hints of orange-citrus, sweet strawberries, and a mild dankness totally mask the 8% ABV, allowing you to sip calmly and get those ants under control.

The best thing about Procession of Unchanging Days, though, is that you don’t have to suffer from pants ants to drink it! 

That’s the beauty of breaking your routine — you can do what you want, when you want, how you want. And ain’t no ants gonna get in your way! 

Rated 4.03 by early tasters on Untappd

*Thrillist calls out Transient Artisan Ales for brewing one of the 34 Hottest IPAs in America Right Now; The Chicago Tribune credits Transient for brewing the Best-Loved IPAs in Michigan; Hop Culture named them a Breakout Brewer in 2017; DRAFT Mag featured Transient as a Top 25 Brewery on the Rise