Riot Punch

Name: Riot Punch
Brand: River Styx Brewing
Rating: 3.77 (58 reviews)

River Styx Brewing

Fitchburg, MA

Tavour Rating

3.77

Style

Hard Seltzer

ABV

12.0%

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About This Beer

Green Man got me through some tough times. Like Frank insisting I eat the beak whenever I ordered a chicken sandwich. Or anytime the Nightman cometh.

Alright, obviously, I’m not Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny — I can read. But I do start to feel the kitten mittens creeping in whenever I take a swig from River Styx’s Sunny-inspired Riot Punch Hard Seltzer!

You don’t have to wait for the Phillies to make the World Series to enjoy Riot Punch. And I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry, I gave it an ocular patdown. This sweet blue concoction isn’t grain alcohol and punch in an old jug!

Tasting Notes

River Styx has added delicious mixed fruit to their effervescent base, crafting a can so formidable that even Thundergun approves. And true to its name, this juicy Seltzer packs a punch — a dangerously easy-to-drink 12% ABV! It's a wallop of flavor that tastes WAY better than Fight Milk!

Boozy Fruity Effervescent

Reviews

3.77

58 Ratings

Smitty101

3.75

what a kick in the face

Seanze

4.5

wasn't sure what to expect but its unique and wonderful

grant742

4.0

Smacks you with ABV

giga66

4.25

Little weird at first but very tasty, wish I had 10 more.

carharttbeanie

1.5

Overly sweet, almost artificial, yet also a bit bland, lacking a depth of flavor.

AGonz3495

3.25

The aroma is not very appealing, somewhat like fusel grain alcohol, and the labeled fruit flavors are watery - similar to many other seltzers I’ve tried. Deceptively strong, though. Perhaps more of an It’s Always Sunny novelty than everyday drinking.