HEY YOU GUYYYYS!  Four Fathers' 10.5% ABV, Goonies-inspired Sloth Love Chunk Milk Stout is all dark beer fans in Indiana can talk about and noise is reaching past state lines with cries of: how can I get THIS beer??? Sorry friends, it's not going to be easy. Luckily we called the brewery, pulled the friend card and snagged a stash. Take a look at what makes this beer a chocolate love affair worthy of the name:

Picture a gourmet, gold encrusted buffet of Baby Ruth and Snickers candy bars brimming with the nostalgia of your favorite childhood movies and then add in an action packed ABV. How did Four Fathers pack this much chocolately, peanuty, caramelly, snickers-like gooey-ness into this Milk Stout? We could lie, stick our finger in cake batter, and blame it on the dog… but the truth is far more complex:

• First they double down on peanutty flavor by milling their own emulsion out of peanut flour.
• Then they add hot caramel that they make by hand on brew day.
• Next, they mix in chopped peanuts.
• Finally, they pour in concentrated liquified cacao called Chalaca.

This beer offers that rare opportunity to go back in time and party like a kid but with adult benefits, like a legal drinking age. If you or your kid has never seen The Goonies, this is a great excuse to Netflix it. Get the little one a Baby Ruth candy bar while you Sip on Sloth Love Chunk, and watch Mouth, Data, and the whole squad search for One Eyed Willie’s treasure. 

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