About This Beer
According to Urban Dictionary, an “absolute unit” is “a person or object who is large in the sense that nothing can get in their way.”
After having a sip of R&R from the fruit-focused brewers at LULZ, I'm beginning to think we need to tweak that definition. They set the new standard for absolute units when it comes to thick-bodied Smoothie Seltzers!
Tasting Notes
Pop the top, and sunny aromas of ripe tropical fruit come beaming out. Nuances of shaved coconut and decadent vanilla soft serve coat the taste buds, brought home by ridiculously a full and fluffy mouthfeel.
Smooth
Fruity
Tropical
Tangy
Smoothie Sour
Noteworthy Ingredients
Orange
Guava
Coconut
Pineapple
Reviews
4.38
4.5
delicious
5.0
creamy coconut perfection
5.0
think and perfect balance of flavors
3.5
Love a smoothie seltzer, this one was just sweet, not a discernible fruit. Still enjoyed.
4.25
smooj esque
4.25
bomba
4.25
So nice and refreshing!
4.75
like a fruit smoothie with bits and pieces of fruit, delicious
4.5
Amazing. Love the thickness for being a seltzer!
3.25
had a little bit of chunkage at the end
4.75
A beautiful pina colada like smoothie seltzer that goes down smooth. Perfect for a nice sunny day.
3.75
Piña colada mimosa best way to describe it.
4.75
Party in my mouth
5.0
Legit like smooj
4.5
I personally think it’s better than Smooj
4.0
tart and boozy. I’m surprised it’s only 5% I wouldn’t buy another one
4.25
Delicious and tropical
4.0
very good for a seltzer
5.0
fruity and delicious, yet refreshing too
5.0
thiiiiicccckkkk
4.5
pulpy
4.75
By far, best hard seltzer I have ever had!
5.0
Might be better than Smooj!!
4.5
not what I expected from a seltzer. Really smooth and creamy
3.0
first hard seltzer I’ve ever had. I’ve refused to drink them… figured I’d give this highly rated one a shot….just too sweet, not my thing
4.25
I really like drinking it
5.0
just smoothie so far
5.0
Just like a Pina colada. felt like I was on vacation. thick and fruity!
5.0
dumb good
4.75
This was a pineapple bomb! Everyone loved it (4people). Had I known it was so good would have capitalized on this purchase.
4.0
Yummy
4.75
buying these every time I see them. absolutely delicious.
3.5
Literal fruit smoothie, this has alcohol in it? Really sweet
5.0
Alcoholic puree.
5.0
Reminds me of those sherbert push-ups when I was a kid. Big milky ice cream bubbles. Lots of little crunchy things in there. Not the greatest endorsement but trust me, it’s awesome!
3.0
Taste isn’t bad, but had tons of chunks of fruit. I’ve had other smoothie styles, this one was a bit too chunky for my taste.
4.5
very good smoothie seltzer. I think it got a bit too hot in transit and some of the coconut oil separated but other than that this was fantastic.
5.0
taste like a pina colada. yum.
4.0
great
4.25
a really tasty fruited seltzer
2.0
kind gross nothing but chunks of fruit at the top
4.75
tastes like an orange soda
5.0
yummmm yummmm yummmm
4.5
crazy flavor
5.0
Fruit slushy!!!
Amazing looking forward when I can get ahold of this again .
4.25
Sweet pina colada.
4.75
creamy, fruity, sweet
4.5
Fantastic fruited seltzer
3.0
Not what I was expecting. Don’t get me wrong,
if you like sweet than this is an amazing seltzer, but if not then this is not for you. Very good citrus and pineapple flavor. Also, very creamy. I just couldn’t get around the sweetness.
4.25
I could drink this all day!!