“How come I can’t get no Tang ‘round here?” - Homer Simpson, to NASA

That, my friends, is a question as old as time. Or at least as old as 1994, when the episode ‘Deep Space Homer’ first aired. 

But today we’ve got something even Homer would like better than plain old Tang. It’s brewed with a heap of citrusy Hops, real oranges, actual Tang, and orange Pop Rocks candy. And it’s called Taang! Hazy IPA.

The extra ‘a’ is for ‘alcohol,’ because this citrus-blasted brew comes with a 6.3% ABV that Mr. Simpson would drool over. 

So obviously this opulent oasis of orange beats the crap out of any powdered drink mix. And with its super soft mouthfeel and hints of tropical mango and pineapple, it’s a whole lot better than Duff, too. 

Which is no surprise since this Hazy comes from the World Beer Cup Award-winners at Pennsylvania’s Spring House. These guys are so popular in the Keystone State that they had to open a second location just to keep up with demand! 

And for the record, both locations are a lot nicer than Moe’s Tavern. 

So if you’re looking to blast off to new frontiers of tropical citrus flavor, grab a couple cans and launch yourself into hazy happiness. Just don’t sleep on this one-off brew, or you’ll be left wondering how come YOU can’t get no Taang ‘round here! 

Oh, and watch out for giant space ants.

Tavour strictly supports independent beer. Spring House Brewing Company is certified independent by the Brewers Association