Listen, I hate commercials — they’re loud and obnoxious, and 99% of the time, I don’t want what they’re selling.

But if someone interrupted my Parks and Rec marathon by reaching out of my TV and handing me a boozy, mega-juicy hazebomb, I wouldn’t be mad about it. Maybe a little freaked, but definitely not mad.

Hell, if they handed me today’s 8.4% ABV quencher from the heavy metal masters at Adroit Theory, I’d be freakin’ overjoyed!

These guys rarely repeat beers, and they brew in such small batches that they’re next to impossible to find outside of Virginia. 

Even still, locals are so keen on snagging Adroit’s devilishly smooth, pillowy soft sippers — like today’s We Interrupt This Program DIPA — new releases regularly sell out while they’re still brewing!

And all those lucky locals who did snag a taste? Well, they’re straight sold on this brand-spankin’ new release, scoring it a stellar 4.21 on Untappd and swooning for its juicy hop flavors:

• “Fresh orange juice and candied rind. Creamy smooth with lingering orange rind and grassy hops.” @Angel T.
• “Velvety-smooth. Excellent, hoppy nose. Tropical flavors of pineapple upfront and mango on the finish.” @Eric R.
• “Another bomb Adroit Theory beer, a little more resiny than most but so damn easy drinking.” @Casey I.

So if you wanna chance at this “bomb” Adroit brew, load up on a few cans from the stash we secured just for our members. And the next time some obnoxious commercial disrupts your reality TV marathon, smash the mute button and indulge in today’s beer instead.

Rated 4.21 on Untappd

Tavour strictly supports independent beer. Adroit Theory Brewing Company is certified independent by the Brewers Association