All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back, and all I ever wanted was a sip of today’s lucious, White Russian-inspired Stout.

Careful man, there’s a beverage here! And the brewers at New Image packed it with real coffee, heavy cream, vanilla, marshmallows, and lactose. It tastes like something the Dude himself whipped up with top-shelf ingredients from Maude’s bar.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, I’d highly recommend that you clear out the next 119 minutes of your life to watch The Big Lebowski — one of my all time favorite films. If you watch the ‘edited for T.V.’ version, you’ll notice some creative dubbing to deal with the near-constant cursing.

The most famous instance is Walter Sobchack screaming “This is What Happens When you FIND a STRANGER in the ALPS!” I’ll let you guess what he says in the unedited version.

If you can’t figure it out, just ask the crew at New Image. You can probably find them at Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theater watching Allen perform his dance quintet (did you get that reference?). Or, check their taproom in Arvada, Colorado; Eater called it one of the Hottest Breweries in Denver!

Or, just just hang out at home and watch Donny, Walter, and the Dude tangle with some Nihilists. Trust me, a pint of This is What Happens in your hand will really tie the room together.

New Image is one of Hop Culture’s 5 Best Breweries in Denver!