Is Colada Kinetics an offshoot of Zumba? Some kind of interactive sculpture park? A sequel to the 1988 Tom Cruise hit, Cocktail?

NO! It’s Equilibrium’s dynamic, new, pineapple terpene-infused DIPA!

The EQ crew crafted it with a pillowy body stuffed with wheat and oats. They hopped it with a secret combination of tropically-toned Pacific Northwest cones, then blended in those Abstrax terps.

The result might make you imagine sipping a piña colada at a reggae festival. Brilliant pops of paradise island fruit flow across your taste buds grounded by a whiff of ganja. And the swirling notes of pineapple, guava, passion fruit, and citrus glide seamlessly into a distinct dash of coconut on the tail end.

Go ahead and throw on some Caribbean tunes, and kick back with this beauty. Doesn’t matter if your vibe is more Bob Marley or Bad Bunny, one sip and every little thing’s gonna be alright!

Fans call this brew a “pineapple lover’s dream!”